just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS
What the fuck do you mean make-up
ahs is fucking amazing
you have to appreciate all these celebs in formal wear just going to town on a greasy saucy mess of a food. role models.